You
know it’s kind o’ Sci-Fi what’s happening
today…
A Zombie epidemic has hit the USA…
You get it through your TV…Listen well, I’ll
tell you how…
It attacks you in the brain like contaminated cow!
It’s
just like in the movie…”Night of the Living
Dead”
One day when you wake up… you’re cracked
up in the head!!!
It happens when you fall asleep in front of your TV’s…
And when you start believin’ bull; You got…
“Mad Cowboy Disease”!!!
Chorus:
Mad Cowboy Disease! …Mad Cowboy Disease!
You won’t find them funny when they go on killin’
sprees…
Mad Cowboy Disease! …Mad Cowboy Disease!
Please put ‘em all in padded cells, and throw
away the keys!
The
symptoms of “Mad Cowboy” can lead to travesties…
Like lying just to justify… bombing who you please…
“MCD” can be fatal…it can make you
paranoid…
It can make you maladjusted… a person to avoid!
You
rave against the “terrorists”…then
murder like they do…
You even claim the peace-niks are terrorizing you!
Your old friends and allies, you see as enemies…
It’s mighty freakin’ dangerous… “Mad
Cowboy Disease”!
Chorus:
Mad Cowboy Disease! …Mad Cowboy Disease!
You won’t find them funny when they go on killin’
sprees…
Mad Cowboy Disease! …Mad Cowboy Disease!
Please put ‘em all in padded cells, and throw
away the keys!
Instrumental
verse
We
don’t know how they caught it, but we have some
theories…
On how they got infected with “Mad Cowboy Disease”…
It happened very early on… when they first occupied…
Positions in the government…and from the first
they lied!
It
must have been the dinner of… the Inaugeration
Ball…
They must have had some “mad cow”…
in the menu after all…
It might a’ been the burgers… or the fine
filet mignon!!!
But there ain’t no doubt about it… you can
see their minds are gone!!!
Chorus:
Mad Cowboy Disease! …Mad Cowboy Disease!
You won’t find them funny when they go on killin’
sprees…
Mad Cowboy Disease! …Mad Cowboy Disease!
Please put ‘em all in padded cells, and throw
away the keys!
Come
gather round, good people; we need to find the cure…
It’s such a nasty problem; it’s one we can’t
ignore…
The crew that runs the White House; They’ve got
this dread disease!
You see it in the madness of their greedy policies!
“Mad
Cowboy” is contagious, but there are immunities…
One of them’s as simple as turning off TV’s…
And talkin’ with your neighbors…in your
communities…
There’s really only one cure for “Mad Cowboy
Disease”!
Chorus:
Mad Cowboy Disease! …Mad Cowboy Disease!
You won’t find them funny when they go on killin’
sprees…
Mad Cowboy Disease! …Mad Cowboy Disease!
Please put ‘em all in padded cells, and throw
away the keys!
Instrumental
verse
There
are no easy answers…no simple remedies…
To something as deranging as “Mad Cowboy Disease”
You’ll notice that they’re vicious…
outing names like rabid dogs!
Turnin’ on their own when they speak truth to
power hogs…
Mad
Cowboys lust for violence…and killing like a fiend!
They’re very “anti-social”…They
should be quarantined!
But we should be “compassionate”…
give them some place to go…
Perhaps a ranch in Texas if it’s walled around,
you know…
Chorus:
Mad Cowboy Disease! …Mad Cowboy Disease!
You won’t find them funny when they go on killin’
sprees…
Mad Cowboy Disease! …Mad Cowboy Disease!
And put “An End To Evil”… Mad Cowboy
Disease!
©
2004 Victor René Sadot/BMI/Orbian Love Music
Written
Jan
10, 2004
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